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3 ;" ":
2 Q(T*U*Q(P*Q*
2 ;" "
2 *P*T*U(Q(Q*Q
2 );" PLEASE WAIT! "
2
1 }1 V A W
1 }0(but i'm^
1 you can bet on it
1 y]BEAVIS+BUTTHEAD<
1 y're}1my}0greet|
1 wouldn't dar
1 when 2 heartsH
1 what is this stuff
1 well, we're]
1 way, when
1 want some chips
1 w]E0]TEXT INTO VARIABLE(input a$;
1 the dogons from sirio'
1 th is a completely psychopathic loonatic+&
1 t]}1DOKTOR DEATH
1 shure there
1 s of an alien brain opera9
1 orson wyld
1 oi!! what the fuck do you think you're doing in this program!?!
1 not really
1 mrolled hedgehog
1 keyboard from him.
1 k, he even let me write some texe
1 it actually made sense, but now
1 in this scroller is
1 i'l be back
1 i suppose i'd better unrav
1 i programmed i
1 have killed me5
1 hardy-frooble
1 go along withl
1 for a whileg
1 fFf`f`&f&f@
1 exploded my anus=?
1 er stiiiick
1 ee-by-gum,e
1 e dead meat"
1 digital watch now
1 ctually easier
1 corrupted s
1 commandeer
1 clean it up
1 careless of me.(
1 b$=" "
1 at the same frequency as a spectrum p.s.u. and distorting radio waves for miles around)
1 as funny j
1 arrrrgghhhGE
1 are stark raving bonkers
1 and i live o
1 afterthought does
1 a$="what's up dok!":
1 a$="thats good enough reason for me!":
1 a$="so what do i do?":
1 a$="er, is that a problem?":
1 a$="but why should i!?!":
1 a$="YES IT FUCKING IS!":
1 a$="THERE'S NO SCROLLER!":
1 a$="ORSON? THERE'S A PROBLEM.":
1 a$="FUCKING SORT IT OUT!":
1 a$="COZ IF YOU DONT, I'LL KILL YOU.":
1 a sad alien fuckwitf<
1 a moment
1 a few more; ,
1 _]TO:}1DOKTOR@
1 ]long-a-Hoppity-Doo
1 ]i dont care...
1 ]anyone else4']
1 ]YOU'D BETz
1 ]YO CHRIS!
1 ]WHICH, FUNNILY EN
1 ]VISION}0 H
1 ]UPSTAIRS's
1 ]UNIVERSE,
1 ]TO}1ALCHEB
1 ]TH}0 Skwarkes, Quirblec-Si
1 ]THANX FOR BEu
1 ]TELL ME:}1
1 ]START OF}1
1 ]SS WITH}1MY}0CHAIN-SAW
1 ]SPECTRUM THROUGH2
1 ]SO!I@]THE END
1 ]SCREAM 'JESUS LIVES!'
1 ]S.YORKSHIR$
1 ]S ME+DOK WERE PISSED OUT
1 ]ROOVY UTILITI
1 ]RIAD DEVELOP
1 ]PLEASE WRIT@
1 ]PESKY KIDS!
1 ]NER HAS BROKEN
1 ]MAYBE PEOPLE M
1 ]JUST NOTICEDl
1 ]IT(beee blip!6
1 ]IT CLEARSi
1 ]ISHLY WONDER
1 ]IS 'LONG-AWAITED-MESSAGE'
1 ]INSANE BANANA
1 ]I/O EXPANSIONW
1 ]I(]DEREK MAU
1 ]I'VE FORGOTTEN TO SAY MY ADDRESS`"]
1 ]I DO BELIEVE THAT I'M TALKING LIKE AN EGO-ISTIC MANIACX
1 ]I COULDNT REALLY CARE,W
1 ]HOW ON EARTH
1 ]HAVE HAD N+
1 ]GLISH!(no offence A.q
1 ]GARDEN!}0(complements of Mrs.Morriss
1 ]FOR A PLANET
1 ]F A CAR DOOR,V
1 ]EXTASY-3}0HU
1 ]EXCELLENT AI
1 ]DO A NEW DEMO
1 ]COPY FROP
1 ]COMPLETE RUBBIS
1 ]CHRISTMAS
1 ]CALLED 'SPEEDY TOMATOES
1 ]C'MON! OWN UPh
1 ]BOO HOO.7]GO
1 ]BOGIE? TRES KHUL MAHM
1 ]ARCHITECT!(well, so i'm no(
1 ]APPROPRIATE KEY
1 ]AN ARSEHOL
1 ]AL BEING, W
1 ]5JU, Scotland
1 ]42 MILES-PER-HOUk
1 ]-NO-MO&E] ALL`!]b
1 ], BECAUSE NOW]
1 ](down the rail-tracks
1 ](and good swear-word
1 ]'VE GOT A
1 ]'David White!!!
1 ] SOLOMELY SW
1 ] Old Kilpatrick
1 ] LOADEDa/]
1 ] KHOOOOL,
1 ] ISN'T ANYONE LEFT OUT
1 ] INSANITY,
1 ] HUHp"]etc
1 ZZZZAAAAPPPPCCEEE
1 YOUR JUCY APPLE
1 YEEEHHAAAA
1 YD=(Y>Y1)-(Y1>Y):
1 X]of part 2...
1 WRONG STORY25
1 WE'VE NEAR
1 WAS A NICE CONTINUIT
1 WAIT! DONT RESET YET! THE UNITED MINDS, PRESENT THE END... OF no nonsense! |
1 WAIT A MINUT
1 ULTIFACE (FOR CORUPS3
1 UCK OFF WHI
1 TWO SHORT'
1 TUPID AFTER-THOUGHT!^
1 TOOK SO LONG
1 TOOK A VOW WHICH ALL SONS MUST TG
1 TO FINNALY
1 THOSE WHO#
1 THNAK-OO-BERRY-HUNCH
1 THE UNITED MINDS in
1 THE UNITED MINDS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SLAGG OFF ANYONE THAT WE THINK NEEDS A GOOD SLAGGING!!THIS INCLUDES PEOPLE LIKE THAT JOHN MAJOR BLOKE AND OF COURSE, DOK'S DOG!!! (so there!)
1 THAT IS IT{
1 T: HEY! EXCELL
1 T IT'LL STILL BE TWO, AS
1 T I O N A L
1 T H U D ! m
1 T GOES LIKE TH
1 SPILLED SO
1 SPECCY BACK7
1 SMASH PIZZA5
1 SITUATION A
1 SEEMS OKAY
1 SEE YOU SOON
1 SEE ABOVE
1 RESEMBLES3
1 REMIXED BY ORSON IN MARCH 1995
1 R(go on, press BREAK
1 PROTOPLASM
1 POLLY-FILLA
1 PLACED LETTERp
1 PAKORA-SAUCE
1 ORSON? THERE'S A PROBLEM.
1 ONTO MY WALs
1 OF A MAD GUY (WHO
1 O MUCH NOW.O
1 O HAVE WORKE_@
1 NT FUCKING CAR
1 NOT BIG HEADED AT
1 NONSENSE.9"
1 NONSENSE.8l%@
1 NONSENSE.7-
1 NONSENSE.6
1 NONSENSE.5Y
1 NONSENSE.4
1 NONSENSE.3H
1 NONSENSE.2D%
1 NONSENSE.1
1 NONSENSE.0u
1 NONSENSE }
1 NO NONSENSE! HI PEOPLE!!! WELL, WELCOME TO ANOTHER DEMO FROM THE UNITED MINDS!! I AM ORSON, AND DOK IS ERM, OVER IN THE CORNER, SMELLING HIS BRAINS. STRANGE! NOW, COZ WE'RE CRAP, THERE'S NO FONT HERE. THAT MEANS ONLY I CAN WRITE TEXT, AND DOK CAN GO CLIMB A FRIBBLE! OH, NEWS-FLASH! THIS IS AN MESSAGE TO THE KNUCKLE GIRLS: YOU'SE ARE EXCELLENT! MESSAGE ENDS... SO! WHAT'S HAPPENING? WELL, HIS DEMO IS ALREADY FINISHED. WOT DO I MEEN? WELL, THIS PART WOZ DONE FIRST, THEN THE OTHER PART WOZ DID. THEN, I GOT PISSED, AND RE-WROTE THIS TEXT. WHICH IS WOT YOU'RE READING. I THINK... NOW, DONT ADJUST YOUR TV SET, THERE'S NO SOUND. THAT'S COZ THIS SHITTY SCROLLER ISNT INTERRUPTABLE, SO I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET SOME MUSIC LIKE 'Rolf Harriss' TO BE THE SOUND FOR THIS. BUT DONT DESPAIR, AS WE USED SOUND FOR THE OTHER PARTS! THIS IS THE INTRO. THE NEXT CRAP PART IS MINE(watch the white bits at the top...) PART 3 IS BY DOK,(and watch the big g
1 NNCCHHAAAFFFEEEDDDLLLAAARRRUUUMMMPPPLLLEEE
1 NG FROM 'MONTY MOLE'
1 N IN-DEPTH STU
1 MY PENGUINn
1 MAY WONDER IF
1 M ABOUT MYSELF SOME MORE
1 LUMPHUGUMP
1 LISTEN TO BATMAN ON RADIO 1/`
1 LETE BOLLOCKSZS
1 LD KILPATRI
1 LD KILPATR
1 L$=L$+"WHAT'S HAPPENING? WELL, HIS DEMO IS ALREADY FINISHED. WOT DO I MEEN? WELL, THIS PART WOZ DONE FIRST, THEN THE OTHER PART WOZ DID. THEN, I GOT PISSED, AND RE-WROTE THIS TEXT. WHICH IS WOT YOU'RE READING. I THINK... NOW, DONT ADJUST YOUR TV SET, THERE'S NO SOUND. THAT'S COZ THIS SHITTY SCROLLER ISNT INTERRUPTABLE, "
1 L$=L$+"NEWS-FLASH! THIS IS AN MESSAGE TO THE KNUCKLE GIRLS: YOU'SE ARE EXCELLENT! MESSAGE ENDS... SO! "
1 L$=L$+"K-GROUND. mumbley-poo! kiss ma ass... ERM, I THINK THIS IS A BIT CRAP NOW. SO WOT KAHN I SAY? ERM, BYE? NO, I DONT THINK SO... OH, I KNOW! WE'RE SOON TO HAVE A NEW GROUP MEMBER!!! YEAH, HE LIVES ABOUT 1e9+5e4(?)MILES AWAY IN PERTH(scotland), AND HIS NAME IS, er, DONT KNOW!!! ANYWAY, JOST THOUGHT I'D SAY..."
1 L$=L$+" THAT ALL OF YOU ARE PROBABLY SOOOO BORED THAT YOU'VE DIED. THAT'S COS I JUST CHOKED ON AN APRICOT. oh, soddy-voo off... OR SOMETHING. NOW, AS I WAS GOING TO SAY, THIS IS NOW OVER. wot woz de point den? IT WAS TO PROOVE THAT WE CAN DO GOOD STUFF AS WELL AS SHIT. well, it was still shit. LIKE I REALLY CARE?"
1 L$=L$+" SO I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET SOME MUSIC LIKE 'Rolf Harriss' TO BE THE SOUND FOR THIS. BUT DONT DESPAIR, AS WE USED SOUND FOR THE OTHER PARTS! THIS IS THE INTRO. THE NEXT CRAP PART IS MINE(watch the white bits at the top...) PART 3 IS BY DOK,(and watch the big guys eyes...) WOTZ GOING ON HERE? OH, IT WAS ONLY DOK MUMBLING IN THE BACK GROUND."
1 L$=L$+" WE'D LIKE TO SAY OUR DEMOS ARE DISTRIBUTED ONLY BY ALCHEMIST RESEARCH. so there. THE GOOD BIT IS"
1 L$=L$+" erm, well, not really. RIGHT THEN. OKAY, ALL YOU PEOPLE WOT ARE LEFT, BETTER PRESS SPACE OR ELSE. or else? nice cliche! GOODEY-BYE! or possibly something like that... E? wot i'm saying is... wrap. OOK. "+
1 L$="WAIT! DONT RESET YET! THE UNITED MINDS, PRESENT THE END... OF no nonsense! |"+
1 L$="NO NONSENSE! HI PEOPLE!!! WELL, WELCOME TO ANOTHER DEMO FROM THE UNITED MINDS!! I AM ORSON, AND DOK IS ERM, OVER IN THE CORNER, SMELLING HIS BRAINS. STRANGE! NOW, COZ WE'RE CRAP, THERE'S NO FONT HERE. THAT MEANS ONLY I CAN WRITE TEXT, AND DOK CAN GO CLIMB A FRIBBLE! OH, "
1 KIDDING OR W\
1 KACKLE arghhO+
1 JUNE/JULY/1994
1 JOKES IN THIS DEM
1 JINKEYS!(SCOOBY?
1 ITS TIME FOR
1 IT APPEARY
1 ISERS KIDDI
1 IS PRESENT MO
1 INGLY STUPID PEICE
1 I WOULD RATHER LOOSE VITAL LIMBS
1 I MEAN PERFECH(
1 I HAVE HAD ENOUGH D
1 I AM JUST ABSOLU
1 HULLO????i
1 HIS FISHY EXISTANC{
1 HILARIOUS! see
1 HE DOESN'T)
1 H,H,H,H,H,H,H,H
1 GUARANTEED]
1 GONE??? OH WELL
1 GLASGOW G60 5NQEY
1 G,G,G,G,G,G,G,G
1 G INSANELY OBSCENE
1 F]FIRA;]GOl"]LCHEMIST RESEARCH!!
1 FUDGEPACKER&8
1 FF BUT WE ARG
1 F,F,F,F,F,F,F,F
1 EVEN LIKED US
1 EN) POURING HIS SO-CALLED-FRIE
1 EMULSION PAINT
1 E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E
1 E UNITED MINDS=
1 DRAIN IT GOES
1 DES O'CONOR MU<
1 DEA HAS POTENTIAL
1 DAMN RIGHg!
1 D,D,D,D,D,D,D,D
1 CUM SAUSAGES0x
1 COMPLETLEY
1 C/O ROBERT SKEN
1 C,C,C,C,C,C,C,C
1 BUNCH OF BASTARDS ANYWAY!!!!
1 BIG SURPRIS
1 BACK-IN-A-SEK
1 B,B,B,B,B,B,B,B
1 AS GONNE (MEN
1 ANY HOURS FESTE
1 ANDREW SKEN#
1 AND THEN? and then there were three...
1 AND IF YOU ARE HOME ALREADY THEN GO OUTsX
1 AM ETERNAL FOOL
1 ALIEN POWERW
1 AFTER MYSELF
1 ACTUALLY BREATHES
1 A,A,A,A,A,A,A,A
1 A$="IT SAYS: ""sod off, you sad fuckwits!""":
1 A$="INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: doktor death":
1 A$="HMM... I BELIEVE THE MAN IS MAD!!!":
1 A$="ANYWAY... LOADING THE END PART...":
1 A QUICK WORD FROM ORSON WYLDE
1 A +D DISK DRIVV
1 <7t}NMLOLOj[H.3
1 ;"TOTAL REMIX BY ORSON";
1 ;"THIS IS NOT PD, AND IS";
1 ;"REMIXED IN MARCH 1995!"
1 ;"NO NONSENSE!";
1 ;"LOADING THE VERY LAST PART";
1 ;"LOADING PART 3"
1 ;"LICENCED TO EVERYONE";
1 ;"Ehm, probably loading part four.";
1 ;"EXCEPTING PRISM PD"
1 ;"But I'm an alien. So there.";
1 ;"BE PREPARED...";
1 ;"9 STOP statement, 0:1":
1 ;"**absoloutely nothing here**"
1 ;" the END of ";
1 ;" PRESENT: ";
1 ;" LOADING... ":
1 ;" orson wylde + DOKTOR DEATH ";
1 ;" N O n o n s e n s e ":
1 ;" ":
1 ;" "
1 ;" ":
1 9]GOODBYE!! (huh? but who am i saying goodbye to?)
1 3]GO AND FUCKC
1 3]DO=_]OKA
1 249 DUMBARTON
1 249 DUMBARTON ROAD
1 23638-0437":
1 23637+256*
1 2 MILLION TO ONE AGAINST-X
1 14th floor flat
1 0]KRACKER-B
1 -BAAASTICHF
1 , snigger...
1 , APRICOTS
1 (once upon a tim
1 (]drivel, sniggerW
1 (];2927262
1 (WETHER WE KILL
1 (NO SUCH LUCK
1 (JOHN-MAJOR-STYLE-COMMENT
1 (FROM THAT LOTU
1 ']}1ORSON WYLDE8
1 '] LATL\]U
1 'PATRIOT BIRO'[-
1 ' ACTUALLYO
1 ' he meant }1MY}0 demos ) NO
1 &]SKRUNK:*
1 !]OTAL ECLIPSE!}0
1 !]GET A 'COLT.45\
1 me like thatz
1 makes no-
1 just wantv
1 is another famous phras
1 in the houseM
1 i noticed
1 good measur
1 get your brother to do it
1 from next-doors barbecud
1 fact that doktor*
1 ]-@]SCOTT FRASER!!!*
1 ] 34 Roman Crescent
1 YO YA YUM H
1 SCROLLERW
1 OF TMG IN 1/93 <<< ~
1 MORE TEXT
1 INTRODUCIv
1 INTELLIGENC
1 I S A S T E R
1 FULLY GR~
1 DESPAIR'17
1 BABY BURNi
1 >>> UNISCROLL V2.1 BY J
1 'yipes'Z.
1 'B:' YOU
1 }1SIZZZZLLLE
1 PISS OFF
1 FINISHED
1 DIIIIEEEE-Y
1 BETTER BOLT
1 "NONSENSE.9"
1 "NONSENSE.8"
1 "NONSENSE.7"
1 "NONSENSE.6"
1 "NONSENSE.5"
1 "NONSENSE.4"
1 "NONSENSE.3"
1 "NONSENSE.2"
1 "NONSENSE.1"
1 "NONSENSE.0"
1 x
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